Digging Up The Bones News

After a wee delay—not uncommon among indie publishers, who tend to be managed by über-scheduled, über-weary, über-worked über-mensches—Digging Up The Bones has a firm but flexible window for release around late March/early April.

When it “drops,” (jargon for ‘miraculously appears on Amazon’), we’ll ship pre-orders, as well as any swag earned for including extra love during our crowdsourcing campaign. I’m eager to meet those of you twisted enough to support me and my scrivening, which I will do, hopefully, on my ‘Motley Crüe in the early ’80′s-style Western Hemisphere tour.

I promise to elevate the dreaded, tedious ritual of “the public reading” to the level of performance art, so be sure to watch your local press for author felony arrests, plundered villages, debauched maidens, and trashed motel suites. I’ll probably arrive at events in full drag, accompanied by an entourage of degenerate carnies and sideshow freaks; as usual, I will also be armed and on drugs.

Most gratefully,